Why choose The BOSS™ Membership?
Get "membership benefits" for the same cost of:
tuition and books for two college courses,
one night out for formal dinner of four,
a few visits to your favorite coffee shop,
four or five cartons of cigarettes,
four or five 12-Packs of your favorite beer,
three movies and snacks for three or four, or
one day at Disney World or EPCOT.
So, go ahead and get "your membership" now!