Why choose The BOSS™ Membership?
Get "membership benefits" for a cost-value equal to:
the cost of tuition and books for two college courses,
the cost of one night out for formal dinner of four,
the cost of a few visits to your favorite coffee shop,
the cost of four or five cartons of cigarettes,
the cost of four or five 12-Packs of your favorite beer,
the cost of three movies and snacks for three or four, or
the cost of admission for one day at Disney World or EPCOT.
So, why not go ahead and get "your membership" right now!